Here is a collection of “Dice Advice” for your edification and amusement. Do with it what you will. No guarantees. Some of these ideas seemed to make sense to me for a while. But then various other completely contradictory instruction occurs and it too is practical, in its superstitious way. The whole lot is rather confusing. Read on and you’ll see what I mean.

What to wear:

Never thought about the best things to wear while gaming? Well don’t worry, you don’t need to get dressed up to possess good luck. In fact, in line with the traditional stories surrounding the overall game of Craps, “Dirt brings luck. Wear dirty clothes and you will be lucky.” ( , that explains that odd odour wafting out of my local game store last week. There must have been plenty of REALLY lucky gamers within!)

Where to sit:

Well, sitting on a handkerchief while gaming is supposed to be lucky. (Best never to combine this one with the “Dirt brings luck” concept… ewww.)

Sitting astride your chair is lucky too. (Tipping your chair back isn’t lucky however, particularly when we were teenagers and anyone’s mother caught us doing it. Ouch.)

Storing Dice:

“Never leave a d20 sitting with the #1 facing up. It’ll get used to sitting that way, and roll 1’s more often.” The “scientific” excuse because of this belief says that there surely is a “molecular drift” or “dice creep” because of gravity, evoking the die to become bottom heavy. This might make more sense if dice were semi-liquid, but last time I checked all my dice were solid. Check yours now, just to be sure.

On the other hand, “If you leave a d20 sitting with the 20 facing up, it will get tired of being this way, and seldom roll any 20’s.” Hmmm. Besides, how do i tell which way all those dice jumbled up in my dicebag are sitting all week between games? Oh, such anxiety! I believe I want a transparent dicebag!

Where you can throw the dice:

Well, on the table is good… but not just any table. Highly polished tables are bad luck… something regarding mirrors reversing things, providing you the opposite of what you want I guess.

But having the dice roll off the table onto the ground is misfortune too. When playing Craps the next roll after that is sure to be a 7 (minimal desirable number). Plus you may lose the die, a) in the cat’s dish, b) down the heating vent, c) between the collection of cheesies, chip crumbs and dust-bunnies under the gaming table. Any misfortune associated with the dice falling off the table can be remedied insurance firms the “Dealer”, or the inside our case the GM, pick up the errant die and present it back to you. Needless to say, some GM’s don’t like ahead from behind the screen for anything… so if you keep asking them to chase down your dice you just will dsicover you luck gets a whole lot worse suddenly “Why do all the monsters seem to be going after me tonight?! Oh, would you pick up my d6, again?”

What (not) to state:

Never say “You will need not a 1”, because that jinxes the roll. This goes along with the idea that while playing Craps no-one is to mention the number 7. By mentioning undesirable numbers, you are summoning them. So, logically (if I may use that word in this context) calling out “Come on 20!” would be summoning a 20. Someone told me he always says “Hit! You bloody bastard!” while rolling to hit. (Apparently swigging beer before exclaiming this, is section of the charm.)


The Hackmaster Player’s Handbook has a great section in the back of the book on dice rituals et cetera. In it they outline a way of blessing a die by rubbing it on the signature of a famous gamer… filled with diagrams! Be sure to take a look.

Rubbing your dice on someone’s head is a method of blessing the dice. Apparently red-headed people are not good luck though. (I don’t understand this at all. A few of my best friends are redheads!)

Cleansing dice of bad luck is another approach to blessing your dice. This is often done by burying them in salt, or washing them in cold water or mineral water. (Holy water might work extra well, but maybe not for evil characters.) Just don’t use alcohol to remove misfortune from your dice… it may remove the ink from the numbers too! Needless to say, cleansing dice when they have been performing well, would be counterproductive. You’ll only be washing away the nice luck (and all that “lucky dirt”!).

A “friend of a pal” used to place his dice in his mouth and spit them onto the table, once and for all luck. No-one ever borrowed his dice. Another person, used to keep her dice down her bra. “Boobs bring luck!” she maintains.


“Bad dice! Go sit down in a corner and think about what you’ve done.” Uncooperative dice could be coaxed, cleansed, blessed or… punished for his or her bad deeds. Some folks will leave the offending dice in the home when they go out to play: “House Arrest”. Some gamers provides the dice to the game, but not let them out from the dice bag. The bad dice need to sit there hearing their other dice friends having fun and rolling merrily, while they sit in the dark. Other bad dice escape the bag, but have to sit on the sidelines watching the other dice frolicking around. (That’s really too cruel, I think. It reminds me of high school gym class, when I frequently waited for the turn that never came. Sniffle. Sob. I’m going to be okay in a minute.)

The worst things I’ve have you ever heard of people doing to poor unsuspecting dice are, a) putting them in the bathroom . (not flushing though), b) ejecting them into the atmosphere with a slingshot, and c) going for a blow torch to them. (This latter, as a dice lover, I regard as outright murder. “Someone call the cops, an innocent die is dying!” The dice, in this instance, actually were innocent, rather than “bad dice” at all. These were sacrificed to the gods of luck so that you can bring fortune to a newly created character.)

Testing Dice:

I’m not discussing Chi Squared tests here. That’s for another article.

I’m talking about testing the loyalty, balance and general luckiness of dice through such highly rigorous methods as “dice stacking”. During a lull in the game, build up your dice on top of one another. If any fall off the stack they’re obviously not very loyal to you, making you look foolish like that… so don’t use them any more that night.

If any fall off the stack and land on excellent numbers, well, that’s different. Maybe they are going out of their way to prove how lucky they’re, and you should provide them with another chance. Kindness counts, I figure. (I’m not the murderous type, as you know.) Call me soft, if you want, but I love my dice, and when I’m nice in their mind maybe theyll give me that natural 20 when I must say i need it!!